Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Worse than Watergate - Much Worse

Bush has appointed Fred F. Fielding for his defense. Fielding was the first to tell John W Dean III about the Watergate burglary, an incident which pales in significance to Bush's serial burglaries. How do you defend a president implicated in the medical assassination of American civil rights leaders? Show us those White House visitors records!

Monday, January 08, 2007

A Warning to the Northeastern Liberal Elite

The president is a taunting killer, caught in the act. He lacks nothing but the black hood. Stop this man.

- The Boston Globe

Friday, January 05, 2007

Bush Tries to Cover Up the Evidence

In further obstruction of justice, The White House and the Secret Service secretly signed an agreement on May 17, 2006 in the midst of Bush's Jack Abramoff scandal declaring that records identifying visitors to the White House are not open to the public.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Un-Christian Bush

Ah yes, Florida-style democracy. According to Bush, Hussein received a fair trial. According to Human Rights Watch, "The execution of former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein following a deeply flawed trial for crimes against humanity marks a significant step away from respect for human rights and the rule of law in Iraq." The International Commission of Inquiry on Crimes Against Humanity Committed by the Bush Administration has pledged to bring Bush to justice. KillBush.net has found Bush guilty.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

American Taliban Gets Laid!

Flustered Church Lady blames Miss Nevada video for allowing Satan into American homes. Republican Party proposes Christian-Burka for all women.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Tsunami 101

The University of Texas claims that submarine landslide tsunamis are caused by natural gas erupting through the seafloor like a Texas-sized elephant's pepedi flatulus crepidus (fart). While researchers admitted that the gas emissions were more vigorous than expected, there was no word on any possible blowback. For more information, contact Dr. John A. Goff or Katherine Ellins at the UT Austin Institute for Geophysics (512) 471-6156 or (512) 232-3251 or e-mail goff at utig.ig.utexas.edu.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Congratulations Champion Pelosi!

On behalf of Mel Carnahan, Congratulations go out to Senator McCaskill!

When asked which issue affected their vote, more voters said corruption and ethics in government than any other issue, including the war, according to national exit polls.